well i have cable but a shitty one. its like only 40 channels or so. i hate it. i don't even have MTV. the channels i watch is spike, usa, adultswim, and vh1. i'll watch tbs every once in a while with the discovery channel. i love mythbusters and OCC.
hey richard we should meet up again like spring time. this time you come up here though for the Springbash car show. its usually a pretty good turn out. plus its your turn to drive three hours.
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"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I
drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass
and think about the workers in the brewery and all
of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this
beer, they might be out of work and their dreams
would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is
better that I drink this beer and let their dreams
come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.
" by Jack Handy
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"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they
wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're
going to feel all day.
" Frank Sinatra
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"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk
to spend time with his fools.
" Ernest Hemingway
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"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave
up reading.
" Henny Youngman
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"24 hours in a day, 24
beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.
" Stephen Wright
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"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk,
we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no
sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!
" Brian O'Rourke"
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"Without question, the greatest invention in the
history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that
the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel
does not go nearly as well with pizza.
" Dave Barry
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BEER: HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 3000
B.C.!!!
"Unknown"
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Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.
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To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group.
Salvation in a can!
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And saving the best for last,
As explained by Cliff Clavin, of Cheers.
One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to
his
buddy Norm. Here's how it went:
"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as
fast as the slowest buffalo.
And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the
back that are killed first.
This natural selections good for the herd as a whole, because the
general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the
regular killing of the weakest members.
"In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the
slowest brain cells.
Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks
the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of the
weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
lanos2001 wrote:hey richard we should meet up again like spring time. this time you come up here though for the Springbash car show. its usually a pretty good turn out. plus its your turn to drive three hours.