THE OFFICIAL THREAD SO Daew0Leganza CAN TALK CRAP

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Good work daftmajin,I havent been on here for long and Daew0Leganza is already geting on my nerves, I cant wait until part 3 comes out!
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PT 3 BELOW!!!!
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hahaha and then he worries about people copying "his" idea of getting "cool" hubcaps.
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HISTORY OF A JACKASS: The Daew0Leganza, Pt. 3

Part 2 left off when the "Daew0Leganza" got his "patented technology, super cool" exhaust system installed. Obviously the jackass has a low tolerance for loudness. He thought that the patented technology and bigger pipes weren't going to hurt his ears.

Topic:Putting an Xtremeflow Cat and an AeroTurbine Muffler........
on Wed Jan 07, 2004 Daew0Leganza wrote:Made my Daewoo Leganza Way too loud, i messed up i called aero turbine and they said they would take my muffler back for a full refund :), then i got this stock crap muffler from meineke and they won't take it back :(, paid 300 bucks for some kind of noise, i want noise!, will a silencer muffler help a lot of will there still be a lot of noise? Its so loud i cant hear my self think in the car, u can hear me roaring a mile a way lol
Can you say $600 down the drain? Sure he got a refund for his muffler but he probably just went and bought an even louder one since meineke installed an "un-cool" one.

This next example explains itself:

Topic: does the Leganza have Shocks or Struts
on Sat Feb 14, 2004 Daew0Leganza wrote:i want to be getting a new suspension system for my woo, the softest shocks money could buy, i want the ride of a mercedes benz and the turning of a porshe, any one know wut shocks or struts will do that for me?
on Sun Feb 15, 2004 daewooluvr wrote:sorry but all I can do is laugh...
Me too, Shaun... me too.

Transmission question with nonsense in the end:

Topic:who changes their transaxle fluid every 18000 miles?
on Mon Feb 16, 2004 Daew0Leganza wrote:u know it cost 120 dollars and the cost of the fluid just to change automatic transmission fluid, no way, im not spending 120 bucks,!!, now i think the 5 owners who had my car 60 thousand miles ago my my transmission run hard has hell, Vroom VROOM VROOM
Vroom. Your car is a 2000 Leganza and had 5 owners before you. I'm pretty sure it has been gang raped. So what do you do? Slam it into drive at high RPM from neutral. YAAYYY! Vroom.

Here is when the subject wanted opinions on what wing to put on his car:
on Tue Feb 24, 2004 Daew0Leganza wrote:http://www.onlineshowoff.com/member_pho ... 10417&id=1 <-- Pix of my Car

pix of the carbon fiber wing
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayI ... 2461880838

pix of the Fiber Glass Wing, Fast and the Furious wing on civic
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayI ... 2462624527

which wing should i put on there :)
Nothing too idiotic yet... but wait.
on Tue Feb 24, 2004 Daew0Leganza wrote:why am i getting no replies?, r u people jealous of my woo??, dont reply because i dont want people to jump off topic :)
WTF d00d!? Why do you think you get no responses? No one else on this entire forum has displayed such ignorance and rudeness before. "r u people jealous of my woo??" - actually us people are not jealous of your woo and would appreciate it if you'd shut the hell up. "dont reply because i dont want people to jump off topic" - isn't that what you do to our threads?

Here the thread gets unbearable:
on Wed Feb 25, 2004 Daew0Leganza wrote:R u guys kidding me, my car is Pure Rice, it has to have a shopping cart look to it, i seen the wings on Need for speed Underground, my car should look fast, it looks like crap with out a wing, who agrees?
"Pure Rice" :roll: go join a freakin Honduh forum. Are you the guy who had the Type R emblems on a Leganza as mentioned in the Fight-Rice thread: http://www.daewootech.com/forum/viewtop ... sc&start=0 ? I'd bet money on that. Are you sure you aren't in a video game or are you really a dumbass. I'd bet money on that too. You refer to Need For Speed like religious people refer to their Holy Books.

I'm just going to show you the topic of his next retarded thread:

Topic:Im 90% that im going to Turbo a Leganza

Are you 90% brain dead?

Here, Oz had some problems with his Leggy so "Daew0Leganza" tried to help him by saying this:

Topic:Help!! Leaking Leganza
Daew0Leganza wrote:omg i know the answer to this problem, get waterpump, cooling, radiator fluid sealant, omg, its so easy to fix the leak
omg, you're a dumbass. If you had read what Oz said you would know he already purchased all the parts he needed... ass.

On December 23 2004, "Daew0Leganza" made his last post until he came back this year for the "First Annual Dumbass-athon." Here is what he said:
on Thu Dec 23, 2004 Daew0Leganza wrote:yea lol
No one knows what happend to this rare breed of jackass until his return on Sun Sep 04, 2005.

Stay tuned for Part 4 of HISTORY OF A JACKASS: The Daew0Leganza
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damn richard this is like a documentary off of the discovery channel.

"crikey!!!! look at this beautiful sheila. you can tell its still a virgin and adolescent but oh watch out!!!!! Danger! Danger!! it sprays shit when it talks!"
:lmao:

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No one knows what happend to this rare breed of jackass until his return on Sun Sep 04, 2005.
Thats creepy... on my b-day and all
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hurry please!
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lanos2001 wrote:damn richard this is like a documentary off of the discovery channel.

"crikey!!!! look at this beautiful sheila. you can tell its still a virgin and adolescent but oh watch out!!!!! Danger! Danger!! it sprays shit when it talks!"
:lmao:

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Yeah I am hoping to get it published. I'd like to sell it as a box set. LOL. No, once its all done I'll give it its own thread. This is fun though. Takes a while to read it but it is well worth it. Maybe A&E Biography Channel will offer me some money for it.
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1st of all... the leganza has flowmaster 40 series muffler
2nd... theres no wing on the leganza
3rd... will be puchasin those r and g 1.6 drop springs christmas maybe
4th theres no Type R theres GTR on the leganza
5th... theres 4 angel rings with 40k MCD bulbs on 220ohm resistors
6th... the leganza has 2 rear 80W RMS pioneer speakers from ebay
7th... the leganza has 1 double din with CD 80W RMS x 4 channel
8th... could be upgrading to 80W rms front speakers
9th... removed the projectors because its better off
10th... the performance X Mod 2.0 has come... will be installing later on friday with the Denso U Plugs when the bosch o2 sensor and fuel filters r rdy...
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also converted to Full cold air intake and Type R ground wires from ebay
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Hey, what did happen to you on December 23, 2004? Why did you have to come back in Sept. this year?
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daftmajin wrote:Hey, what did happen to you on December 23, 2004? Why did you have to come back in Sept. this year?
... because was on vacation for 4 months and before that havnt drove for 1 yr or more then started driving when Devry started
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Daew0Leganza wrote:1st of all... the leganza has flowmaster 40 series muffler
2nd... theres no wing on the leganza
3rd... will be puchasin those r and g 1.6 drop springs christmas maybe
4th theres no Type R theres GTR on the leganza
5th... theres 4 angel rings with 40k MCD bulbs on 220ohm resistors
6th... the leganza has 2 rear 80W RMS pioneer speakers from ebay
7th... the leganza has 1 double din with CD 80W RMS x 4 channel
8th... could be upgrading to 80W rms front speakers
9th... removed the projectors because its better off
10th... the performance X Mod 2.0 has come... will be installing later on friday with the Denso U Plugs when the bosch o2 sensor and fuel filters r rdy...
1st... there's no r and g springs for Leganza (there's B & G)
2nd... GTR emblem on a Daewoo is not cool at all
3rd... Angel eye projectors that you took out are complete bull crap
4th... Your sound system sucks (your favorite phrase)
5th... Your performance chip will not do anything but destroy your ECU
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AcingTeam wrote:
Daew0Leganza wrote:1st of all... the leganza has flowmaster 40 series muffler
2nd... theres no wing on the leganza
3rd... will be puchasin those r and g 1.6 drop springs christmas maybe
4th theres no Type R theres GTR on the leganza
5th... theres 4 angel rings with 40k MCD bulbs on 220ohm resistors
6th... the leganza has 2 rear 80W RMS pioneer speakers from ebay
7th... the leganza has 1 double din with CD 80W RMS x 4 channel
8th... could be upgrading to 80W rms front speakers
9th... removed the projectors because its better off
10th... the performance X Mod 2.0 has come... will be installing later on friday with the Denso U Plugs when the bosch o2 sensor and fuel filters r rdy...
1st... there's no r and g springs for Leganza (there's B & G)
2nd... GTR emblem on a Daewoo is not cool at all
3rd... Angel eye projectors that you took out are complete bull crap
4th... Your sound system sucks (your favorite phrase)
5th... Your performance chip will not do anything but destroy your ECU
someone pulled 0 to 60 from 9 to 7 with the performance x mod
not angel eye projectors but angel rings
the stock projector glass was removed so it would be cooler
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/\ LMFAO!
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